Way to get paid while failing.
Hello. My advice to everyone is to just do what my Partner and I Tim Farley do, suck off the higher ups! When we are done sucking them off, we play golf with them and start fake charities to seem like good people. The most important part of the job is to absolutely eliminate through any option possible any former Ikon employees. The last thing you want is inferior technicians that actually can repair equipment adequetly. That will only make us Ricoh trash look even worse. In the meantime, Ricoh of Japan will denounce us and we will continue to lose market share as our fired employees move on to vastly hiring paying jobs. But hey, we can be awesome for now, at least in our minds.